[Sleeping Beauty - The Great Wisdom Teeth Extraction of 2013]
Hello. In a bored moment in bed watching Netflix I decided that it may be fun to write a blog. So that is what I'm here to do. I'm going to shamelessly brag about the good things in my life because I love to talk about myself. It is a terrible habit so maybe if I do it here I will be less of an asshole and will talk less about myself to people in person. I'm sure everyone would appreciate that. I'm also going to tell you about the things in my life that can only be chalked up to #sydneyprobs - like the time I peppered sprayed myself or the time I pointed out that I had drooled on a guy in my sleep instead of just pretending it didn't happen like a normal person would do. With that in mind, enjoy and take pleasure in the fact that these things are happening to me and not you. -SS
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